"Enjoy the same penis forever!"
"My clients divorced because the wife always left poop stains in the toilet."
This season was a headache!
Not everyone wants roses and diamonds.
Pop the champagne!
Let's Determine Which "Friends" Character You're Most Like Once And For All — Just Plan A Wedding To Find Out
Hopefully your love life isn't really D.O.A, or this will be an awkward wedding.
These are not your grandpa's bachelor parties.
Aubrey Plaza Subtly Revealed On Instagram That She Got Married To Jeff Baena, And The Internet Is Not Okay
I'm fine!!! I'm fine. It's fine! This is fine.
They'd do literally anything for their partners.
No, Vegas isn't on here.
"He said, 'When I come back, I'll decide if we stay married.' And I said, 'That's not how this works. We're getting a divorce.'"
It's like a typical sibling rivalry, but worse.
*Cue walking down the aisle music*
It's time to figure out if you're going to prioritize flowers or centerpieces!
This Might Sound Kinda Weird, But We Know What Age You'll Get Married By The Wedding Dress You Design
I can hear the bells already!
"She won $4.5 million in the lottery and kept it from her husband for YEARS."
Something borrowed, something blue...
Choose A Bunch Of Dresses From Kleinfeld Bridal To Find Out When And Where You'll Meet Your Soulmate
Say yes to ALL the dresses!
Would you say I do to these dresses?
Is it aTangledtheme?Snow Whitetheme? Find out!
This is like婚姻或抵押贷款但你有两者！
Maybe you'll have to kiss a few frogs before you find The One™!
"I feel like all my kids grew up & then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."
"Secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles, and thermostat settings."
"I knew when I said, 'Greek mythology is sexy,' and he responded by promising to read the entirety of theIliadto me, one chapter at a time."
There are beach wedding people, and there are garden wedding people.
"Being married to you Deb is as natural as breathing."
很多实习医生格蕾wedding dresses, so little time.
"Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you."
Admit it: You're dreaming about your wedding while taking this quiz.
You can tell me I'm wrong, but that won't make you right.
I hear wedding bells!
City mouse vs. country mouse!
Hopefully your taste matches your age!
"We both went for the last pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food at the grocery store, and we agreed to share it in the parking lot."
We bet you already have the color scheme planned out.
Yay, got my dream proposal planned out. Now, just gotta find someone to propose to me!
There's a lot more than just diamonds in the world!
I Don't Wanna Say You're A Bad Wedding Guest, But If You've Done 15/20 Of These Things, You're Probably Not The Best
Proposing at someone's wedding...get out!
"She cheated on every single long-term partner she'd ever had, and she talked about it like they deserved it."
Whether you have someone ready to propose to you or not is irrelevant!
You could be having your wedding this time next year!
Are you one of the few who is going to the Maldives?
You'll be lovin' your future trip!
Is it going to be in 5 or 15 years?
These songs could determine your entire future.
Not everyone can be Jack and Rose, I'm sorry!
"Whenever we disagree, I worry that he'll leave because that's what my dad did. So he's sure to always say, 'I love you, and I'm not going anywhere.'"
"We’ve seen a lot for our age."
Is the bouquet toss really necessary?
Tokyo, Paris, or maybe Bali?
爱*never* goes out of style.
Red, blue, pink, or green?
There's gotta be一you like!
"My wife is at her hottest when she's angry at someone who is not me."
Is marriage just around the corner?
Time to find your perfect dress!
Wedding favors are cute and all, but...
Corsages are totally millennial.
"It's true, and we are very happy."
Weddings don't always have to be big, expensive ordeals!
Will you say yes to the $3000 dress?